How to Freak Out Your Seven-Year Old

Proven methods for freaking out your 7 year old while watching TV together:

1. While watching the Super Bowl Half-time Show, belt out all the Stones tunes along with Mick. Don’t forget to wiggle your butt like Mick.

2. While watching the Olympics, belt out the German National Anthem during a medal ceremony.

3. When the Canadians get a gold medal, belt out “O Canada”.
(BTW, I can do “The Star-Spangled Banner, too. I’m working on “The East is Red”)

4. Yell “More Cowbell!!” during the Luge.