I’m Too Old for This

I’m not putting up with bull shit, bullying, or any kind of crap anymore. I’ve officially had it up to ***here*** with people determining I’m incompetent because they don’t like my style .

I use to joke that when I was an old lady with a cane, I’d be using my cane to keep people in line that weren’t behaving. Well, I’m not that old and I’m not planning to have a cane in the next 40 years, but I’m feeling the need to whip some assholes into shape.

My cane will be my words, until the day when I officially need a cane. And then my words and the cane will tag team.

Today I had to publicly dress-down another election judge. He was jumping into every conversation I was having with voters who had registration questions (my election job is a voter registration judge) and distracting/confusing the answers I was giving.

After about two hours of this interference and in the middle of another interfering act, I publicly dressed-down this guy clearly and concisely, and made him shut up. I then smiled at the voter, answered his questions, and made sure he had the right documentation that would allow him to register to vote and vote on the same day. AKA doing my job.

The other irritating thing was that this other judge had been trailing me and critiquing everything I did once he found out I was the registration judge. I was being bullied.

It’s too bad it took me two hours to deal with it, but I needed that time to figure out how to address the situation without using a bunch of obscenities. Plus, I had a bunch of registrants that needed my help. They come first.

I don’t know how the actual elections will turn out (other than how they turned out for my precinct), but I know there was one clear winner today: me.

About Those Nails…

Those great nails — totally my own, are a total PITA when typing.  I think they must have hit a critical length over the weekend. I can’t type without hitting other keys today.

I’ll have to get them significantly shortened when I go in for my mani on Friday.

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Cooking Healthy is Dangerous

In the course of making butternut squash mac and cheese, a “healthy” meal, I:
— set a towel on fire
— blew the top off the blender with hot liquid inside
— burned myself on the hot, exploding blender fluid
— dropped and broke the kitchen telephone
— repeatedly boiled things over on the stove.

None of this would have happened if I had ordered a pizza.

I.B.M.

I’m using the non-traditional meaning of that abbreviation: I’ve Been Moved. I’ve been sent over to the old bldg at work, to be part of a special project.

I have a new view. Isn’t it lovely? (please note excessive sarcasm) I knew my window seat wouldn’t last, but I was hoping to be able to see all four seasons through that window. Oh well.

To Do List

Things I need to do before school starts on Sept. 7th:
— Set up a coffee day with Amy and Leslie
— Set up another Trader Joe’s munch-fest at the Edgcumbe Rec Center
— Psych up for the next semester at Metro
— Prep for job interview, if I get that far
— Weed the backyard
— Weed the front yard
— Plant the stuff I bought in May that is still sitting in the backyard, if it survived the summer of neglect
— Find more fresh basil to eat and dehydrate
— Spend more time on the back deck
— Get a pedicure
— Try out that Shellac nail polish, to see if it’s the real deal
— Have another spa night with the girls. Putting cuke slices on her eyes sent Sarah into giggle mode.
— Prepare to lose my window and view at work, and move back to the dark center of the building (boo, hiss)
— Clean up the roses
— Buy bulbs for the reconstructed bulb bed
— Schedule a haircut for the dogs
— Oh,yeah… relax. HA!